THE UNREAL WORLD OF REALITY TELEVISION


DANCING ON WHEELS

aka
HEELIES AND WHEELIES
I’M A RASPBERRY – GET ME OUT OF HERE!
THE EGO HAS LANDED
STRICTLY COME
THE (S)EX FACTOR
POPPER IDOL (NB: Wardrobe Fever Productions)
MEALIES ON WHEELIES (Channel 4 Production, Sponsored by Saga, starring Steve and Lucy)
HOLE IN THE FLOOR (featuring Mark Foster, Hollywood Hill and a missing anti-tip wheel)

THE CAST - STARRING:
BRIAN fantastic FORTUNA aka The Boss, TC (Tom Cruise)
* PIPPA ‘Gone with the Wind’ ROBERTS aka The Maltese Falcon
and
KRISTINA Strictly no Sergeant RHIANIOFF aka Marilyn Monroe
* SANDRA fantastic FORTUNA and marvellous MONICA
*
DIANA Mermaid MORGAN-HILL
aka Hollywood Hill, Dirty Diana (rip MJ), Drama Queen,
Hopalong, Cry Baby, The Horn of Plenty and
occasional Princess and Lady

*
HARRY man crush MAULE and PAUL pass me The Prodigy JACOB
*

JAMES bunny hop O’SHEA
*
SIMONE MILANI and CAROLYNE UNDERWOOD
*

Dancing On Wheels also stars - THE CELEBRITIES
(AKA ‘THE EXTRAS’)


MARK Mr Neptune FOSTER
aka
Cockfoster, the Body, Greek God….ad infintum,
previously known as: Stick Insect on Acid (RIP)
*
HEATHER the Rack SMALL
*
MICHELLE Disney Princess GAYLE
*
CAROLINE (she’s the really fit one) FLACK
*

KEVIN strictly loads of Camilla SACRE, KRISTINA
and MARTIN chariots of cash OFFIAH

5 comments:

I, Like The View said...

have just seen the first episode - brilliant television!

Jaye said...

The show was great, well done :-)

You need to slap a warning marker at the top of your blog though, before we scroll down to Mark's picture! *phew*

I'm looking forward to reading all your backstage gossip!

rockmother said...

Brilliant Diana! I have to say I spent the majority of it brimming up and with a lump in my throat. Go you! xxx

Diana Morgan-Hill said...

Thanks so much for these great comments - do hope you will keep reading (and watching the show) loads of backstage gossip to come...

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the show is a lot of quality I'd like to have all the episodes as possible, where I can download?