Brian to Diana (while attempting to execute the difficult trick of standing, balancing on the wheelchair footplate, straddling my ‘longer leg’ for balance):
‘Di, that stump is in the way.’
(tries to move it out of the way of his legs)
Diana: ‘Surgeon anyone?
Should we call for a surgeon?’
(Ed: is there nothing WOW won’t do for this show?)
Harry: ‘Michelle (Gayle) is wonderful. If I’d got someone who was a push-over, well, I would have pushed them over. . .
. . .but Michelle, she don’t take no shit.’
James (after waterski-ing):
‘All of the water’s really warm now.
Everyone must have been peeing in it.’
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